Four Types of Girls You're Friends with on Facebook

By Ki Zoe Lai on January 22, 2013
Are you friends with any of these girls on Facebook? Before you get annoyed by and unfriend them, read on the reasons to keep these stereotypical facebook users as your friends!
1. The Diva

I understand it is pretty annoying to read extremely aggressive comments on political or religious matters.  I’ve once seen something like this popping on my newsfeed: “I can’t wait for all non-Christians to go to hell!”  Every time I read offensive comments like this, I can’t help but say to my computer screen, ‘Geez! What about that one comment you posted about how loving Christians are?’  Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Christians.

Although I still find these kinds of comments repulsive, reading comments that comes off as extremely aggressive and offensive to you could be an eye opening experience to realize what a fool people can make out of themselves with their obsession, whether it be about President Obama or Jesus Christ!

2. The Cry Baby

Girls who choose to cry over their Facebook status instead of tissue paper or who grumble about their ex-boyfriends, mentioning every detail of their past relationships without referencing the names (like we don’t already know who they are) make us wonder whether they are living a life of Hollywood romantic comedy movies.

On the bright side, they make you appreciate your lives so much more.  They are the living examples of the pathetic people that you don’t want to turn into, and constant reminders that you should always remember to get tissue paper while grocery shopping.

3. The Spoiled Princes

As a broke college student, I find it frustrating to see my newsfeed inundated with pictures of the latest Chanel bags and the limited edition of m.a.c cosmetic products.  Over the winter break, while all I wanted for Christmas was a pair of warm socks, these spoiled princesses were posting their Christmas wish list on Facebook, which ranged from a pair of Hunter fleece Welly socks to Christian Louboutin high heels and a Prada clutch.

Although my stomach churns enviously at their recently acquired designer items, I can see their fashionable pictures for free.

4. The (Photoshopped) Model

We all have friends who are the photoshop experts, posting pictures with some kind of cool photoshop effects that I do not know every eight hours.  Okay, you are a “Photoshop-genic,” we get it.  Girls with twice the size of their “real” eyes posing in bikini or sexy lingerie, showing off half the size of their “real” boobies, make me want to shout,

“How do you expect us to find you offline if you look like Kim Kardashian on ‘FAKEbook’ and Nicky Minaj in real life?”

On the bright side, from these girls we learn to appreciate the advancement of technology and the sad reality of every girl wanting to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel with an angelic face and evil body, even when we all know it’s been photoshopped.  However, it’s what exists in your imagination that counts, right?

Photo from Flickr.Com, Uploaded by david_shankbone


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